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shep689:

"I love cats they’re so much better than dogs."

my favorite line in all of cinematic history 

jazzchat:

banksy strikes again

Let’s Play GTA V - Gavin’s Heist [The heist begins and Gavin immediately kills himself.]

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

"Give me pizza, grab my butt and tell me how pretty I am."

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

She’s Probably Straight™

ohcorny:

from the makers of And There’s No Way To Casually Ask 

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

sucysucyfivedolla:

Social Justice Warrior?? okay but we’re gonna need a Social Justice Thief and a Social Justice Cleric cuz I’m a Social Justice Witch and don’t have party heals. Might need a Social Justice Paladin if the war isn’t specced into defense plus maybe another Social Justice DPS to round the party out

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals